Vote or die

It's the second round of Fangoria Spooksmodel competition, go vote for the lovely Nora O'Sullivan. If you don't there'll be trouble, as you can see she wields a mean knife and her police detective dad packs heat. Go on, vote.

Won't you help a young woman make her dream come true?

This knock out is Nora O'Sullivan. She's Bub's daughter and she wants to be Fangoria magazine's Spooksmodel of the year. She's in a contest to win that title and she needs your help. Click here, scroll down until you see her picture, and then vote for her. She's up against some stiff competition so every vote helps and every vote puts her dream a little closer to becoming reality. Go on, vote. It'll make her father, who is a police detective by the way, very happy and you'll get to make a cute young woman very happy as well. And who among you doesn't like making cute young women happy?

Who's holding our Crunky now?

These little minxes ate our Crunky after we asked them not to.

They saw how sad we got so they bought us some crap candy. Sorry girls, this does not in any way make up for you eating our Crunky.

And look, we bought you shoes like we told you we would, but did you listen? Oh no. We're keeping the shoes now, so there. And the crap candy too.