Don't be frightened

Comic book fanboys are going out of their minds over the news that sexy little Jena Malone might be playing Robin in the new Batman film.

They're afraid they might be secretly gay if they're attracted to one of their comic book heroes.  They might have to admit that they love the idea of Batman parking his Batmobile in their tight caves.

Me, I'm all for Jena being in any and all DC comic book adaptions. If she's in it, then at least there's one thing to look forward to in an otherwise deadly dull film.