Thankful

It's time for the most trite of all the blog posts, the annual 'What I'm Thankful For' post.  Ready?  Okay!

I'm thankful for:

• my penis
• Sarah Silverman
• sleep
• central heat and air
• scented candles
• Roku
• Sparky
• my friends (both off and online)
• spell check
• anti diarrheals
• the chance to make idiotic lists
•  beer
• some other shit that I can't remember now

That's about it.