Poor Michael Douglas. Such a sad thing that his law breaking drug dealing son has had to spend some time in solitary confinement. My heart bleeds for him and his kid.
Oh wait, no it doesn't. Fuck him. Fuck his law breaking drug dealing kid. And fuck their huge sense of rich white male entitlement.
The only thing Douglas is disappointed in is the fact his kid didn't get off with a wink and a slap on the wrist. Or to be really honest, he's pissed his kid got convicted at all. I mean come on, it's not like his kid is black or anything, so why should he have to do any time at all? He should be allowed to walk free because he's from a rich white Hollywood royal family.
Seriously though, fuck him. I hope his kid has to serve every minute of his sentence and that he doesn't make parole or get any time off for good behavior. After all, he broke the law. He got caught dealing drugs. If he'd have been black, there is no doubt his sentence would have been even longer and he would have had to serve his time in a harsh over crowded prison. And his life once he got out, if he got out, would have been ruined. But Douglas's kid will be met at the prison gate by a chauffeur who's driving a limo that'll be stocked with hookers, blow, and champagne. And then he'll be whisked off to a job in his daddy's production company where he'll no doubt go back to dealing drugs because he's hooked on the adrenalin rush of doing naughty things.
You're disappointed Michael Douglas? Fuck you. The rest of us are disgusted by you and your awful parenting skills. Go eat some more cancerous pussy and leave the rest of us alone.
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