As long as you're never forgetting 9/11...

Don't forget to not forget this other stuff too:

• Don't forget to eat your veggies.
• Don't forget to wax your car.
• Don't forget to give your uneaten supper to the starving masses in Africa.
• Don't forget to check under your bed for Communists.
• Don't forget to keep your privates smelling minty fresh, and I'm talking to you all you males out there.
• Don't forget to make a note of all the things you need to forget to remember.
• Don't forget to call your mother...what you call her is your business.
• Don't forget the Alamo or Pearl Harbor.
• Don't forget to wipe.