Leonid Brezhnev answers some questions

Comrades, I have come from beyond the grave to give you the following answers:

• Yes.
• A moldy doughnut.
• Henry Kissinger.
• Two tractors and a microphone.
• Olga Korbut.
• The Erie Canal.
• Marsupials.
• 340.
• Videotapes.
• Two squirrels would never board a train in Cincinnati, so the question is moot.
• Evelyn Umphries.
• The New Bruise by Jesus Cross and the True Nails.
• Siberian women.
• Nickelback.
• Waiting in line for all of eternity.

I hope these answers help in your five year plan to find the truth.  Now, someone, give me a carton of American cigarettes before I disappear...hurry up...god damn it...you're too slow...fuck it...I'm breaking up...