Recaptioned 1897 Punch Cartoons

 "Damn it, I knew I should have never bought this horse off those Romneys."

 "Daniel Tosh and I think you make a great candidate for a gang rape."

 "I wish there were a man here so he could tell us what to do with our vaginas."

"Mummy, can we just eat this crying baby instead of finding it's parents?"