The hate list

I'm currently hating on:

• Daniel Tosh and anyone who defends him
• spaghetti westerns
• opera
• people who tell me I need to love opera
• the asshole who won the US Open
• the London Olympics
• anyone who tells me I need to be respectful of religion
•  fireworks
• people who I went to college with who think I should be the same person they remember from over 30 years ago
• our broken shovel
• paying for a new shovel
• relentless heat
• having the relentless heat replaced with relentless humidity
• otherwise intelligent people who foam at the mouth when you tell them you're voting for a third party candidate for POTUS
• werewolf marsupials
• anyone who adds to this list in the comments section