Newt is wondering where his support and his boner went.
Ron Paul is attending a KKK rally and demanding to know why you're calling him a racist.
I'm on the hustings drumming up support for the Monkey Party.
Michele Bachmann is praying her husband isn't gay.
Herman Cain is delivering 'the pizza.'
Rick Perry has finally learned to lick it before he sticks it.
Mitt is slowly turning into John McCain.Rick Santorum and Jon Huntsman were spotted making out in a Motel 6 outside of Des Moines.
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Viscious and beautiful.
Why do ANY of these anti-gay numnuts allow themselves to be photographed with any food that resembles a penis. No corndogs, no kebobs, to hot dogs, no sausages, not even a pepperoni stick. Good lord, what are you showing me RICK? That you can EAT? Well I eat and also breath and poop. So I got him beat.
Monkey Muck ... More In the know than any main stream or alternate media around.
Thank you for this important public service.
Yes, they truly are the Republi-CONS!
Brilliant report, Monkey. I heard today on NPR over and over about how pRick Santorum is "surging" thanks to the jeebus freaks in Iowa. Beautiful. They deserve him.
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