Monday, March 28, 2011

The truth hurts

If your kid ever asks me about mythical people such as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a liberal Republican, an honest CEO, or Jesus Christ, I'm gonna tell them truth. I can't help it. I gotta be me.

2 comments:

  1. Boy, Dr. Monkey Man, do I like the way you roll your spliffs! I feel the same way, even though it makes me a target amongst even my musician buddies that are religious or card carrying sheep. I can't see perpetuating lies by my own collusion, either so I say a lot of unpopular stuff on my facebook page or post links to stuff that rankles a few sad souls. They certainly present good cases for retro-active abortions, ddon't they?

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  2. Every one of those things, including Jesus as portrayed by Modern America would make Baby Jesus cry.

    "Jesus wept."
    but
    "Sarah laughed."

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