If God says there are four, then there are four! No matter what your fancy book-learnin, countin' numbers math says!
Dr. Monkeystein, you've obviously forgotten the basic assumptions of fundamental Christianity: wimmenfolk don't count. They're concubines and breeders, nothing more. I only see four members there... pun unintended, but not withdrawn.
Wait.Is that Mike Hucklebeany holding the hymnal?????
Bob: It does look like Schmuckabee.
I do believe it is a quartet. Those two knuckle-draggers are just there to hold the hymnals.
Good one, Lockwood!
The recruitment campaign is working very well...
I believe they're leaving out the two on the left: their anti-masturbating friend in the sweater and the Bible-learned deacon guiding the group.
Due to stupid people who can't take a hint, comment moderation has been enabled on my blog.
The Good News Quartet has six members.
If God says there are four, then there are four! No matter what your fancy book-learnin, countin' numbers math says!
ReplyDeleteDr. Monkeystein, you've obviously forgotten the basic assumptions of fundamental Christianity: wimmenfolk don't count. They're concubines and breeders, nothing more. I only see four members there... pun unintended, but not withdrawn.
ReplyDeleteWait.
ReplyDeleteIs that Mike Hucklebeany holding the hymnal?????
Bob: It does look like Schmuckabee.
ReplyDeleteI do believe it is a quartet. Those two knuckle-draggers are just there to hold the hymnals.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Lockwood!
ReplyDeleteThe recruitment campaign is working very well...
ReplyDeleteI believe they're leaving out the two on the left: their anti-masturbating friend in the sweater and the Bible-learned deacon guiding the group.
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