Saturday, March 27, 2010

Meme-ing of me

I stole this meme from Samurai Frog.

Hi, my name is: Dr. Monkey/Monkey/Dogg/ Prairie Dogg/ PD/Steve
Never in my life have I been: Outside of North America
The one person who can drive me nuts is: driving an SUV, talking on their cell phone while driving, and has a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on their gas guzzler.
High school: was fun and a great escape from my dreadful cousins and their crazy mother.
When I’m nervous: I repeat things. Repeat things. Repeat things.
The last song I listened to was: something I downloaded from RCRD LBL.
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: I'm not getting married right now.
My hair is: shortish.
When I was 5: I knew I was funny.
Last Christmas: we got ourselves some British comedies on DVD.
I should be..: a Powerball and or a Mega Millions jackpot winner by now.
When I look down I see: a rug I bought at Big Lots.
The happiest recent event was: the sun coming out and warming things up around here.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: fighting Chandler Bing to the death.
By this time next year: I'd like to have won the Powerball and or Mega Millions jackpot.
My current gripe is: shitty drivers in SUVs who talk on their cell phones and who have Republican stickers on their bumpers.
I have a hard time understanding: most Asian languages.
There’s this girl I know that: likes Pinot Noir.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: whoever was closest to me.
Take my advice: don't ever do business with someone who puts a Jesus fish in their print ad or who feels compelled to tell you they are a Christian within the first three minutes of meeting them for the first time. One should be able to see if a person is a Christian by their actions and not by their loud proclamations.
The thing I want to buy: is a shopping center when I win the Powerball/Mega Millions jackpot. I'll turn it into a center for outsider art.
If you visited the place I was born: You'd see why I don't ever want to live there again.
I plan to visit: France and Italy when I win that jackpot.
If you spent the night at my house: we'd stay up late talking, laughing, and drinking.
I’d stop my wedding if: I was actually getting married.
The world could do without: people who take the metaphor of their religion too literally.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: vote Republican.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: some pulp paperbacks and a couple of early '60's yearbooks from my college alma mater.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: beer.
My favorite blonde is: me.
My favorite brunette is: Sparky.
My favorite red head is: that chick from Mad Men.
My middle name is: James.
In the morning I: eat oatmeal with banana and brown sugar in it.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: monkeys.
Once, at a bar: I got crazy ass drunk and I got up and danced on the top of a table.
Last night I was: laughing while watching The Mighty Boosh.
There’s this guy I know who: annoys the shit out of me, so I avoid him.
If I was an animal I’d be: A monkey dog hybrid.
A better name for me would be: Tubby.
Tomorrow I am: going to go to our friends Bob and Donna's house for a potluck with some friends. We're taking vegetarian sushi.
Tonight I am: going to relax.
My birthday is: October 20th.


Laura said...

I would have loved to have seen you drunk, dancing on a table. :P

Have fun at Bob and Donna's!!


Wings1295 said...

Another who enjoyed high school! Yeesh, I couldn't agree less. But cool answers all around. And I, not you, should be the lottery winnah. Just sayin'.

SkylersDad said...

You beat up Chandler, I get Ross.

Megan said...

I'm hurt that neither you nor Aaron did the dwarfs thing. Hurt, I tell you.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'm not sure what you're talking about Megan my dear.

Lsamsa said...

'If you spent the night at my house: we'd stay up late talking, laughing, and drinking.'
A perfect night!

ReaderRita said...

I had an old boss who looked exactly like one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard Of Oz. Had their demeanor, too. Thank god he couldn't fly...

Who you callin' housewife? said...

Well, this made for an enjoyable evening for me.

I am keeping my SUV, though. It does have an Obama magnet and I do not know how to answer my cell phone. And, possibly, my SUV might not even dent if an irritating Alaskan woman stepped out in front of it.

Ricky Shambles said...

Stole the meme, kept the "night over" because, really, what else is there?


But Wych (really, didn't know the acronym would turn into that): I believe Obama magnets are engineered to prematurely drain the energy from SUV batteries and etherize that energy which will sublimate quantum-ly to a central Obamatron that will power America forever, to the chagrin of conservatives. Or so a Republican informant once told me...

Long live the Obamatron!