Thursday, December 17, 2009

We're fully stocked up on stupid

  • Saying you 'don't believe in evolution' is like saying you don't believe that the sun rises in the east. Things evolve whether you believe it or not.
  • People who are against any health insurance reform should not be allowed to ever have any health insurance. Ever. Especially Medicaid and Medicare.
  • I thought we'd never see a Senate majority leader who was worse than Bill Frist was. Until Harry Reid came along that is.
  • Taking marriage and relationship advice from dudes who are sworn to be celibate and who wear dresses from time to time is about as smart as taking show business related career advice from Victoria Jackson.
  • If socialized health care is so bad then why are there so many healthy people in Canada and Europe?
  • The way to get people to believe in your Bronze age cult is to be nice, loving, and welcoming. And yet most all of the Christian cults insist on telling us we're awful people for not believing the same thing as they do.
  • If you preface anything you're about to say with, "This may sound racist but..." then I don't want to hear what comes next.
  • The following voting blocs can help a Democrat get elected President: gays and lesbians, left wing progressives, and anti war peaceniks. See how far that same candidate gets if all those people stay home during the next election because that same candidate's policies so far have been no better than those of his predecessor.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

SO agree! Especially on the health care point!

Lsamsa said...

Well yes, us healthy, or not so much but well cared-for folks up here in that huge country to the north...have been rather mystified by all the resistence to 'healthcare for all' in the U.S.
Very weird.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Some thing never evolve though. They usually have red necks, cling to their philosophy of 'god and guns' and ain't got no use for all that fancy booklearnin'

Wings1295 said...

As usual, all I can do is agree with you, Doc. You write what I am thinking.

:)

Mnmom said...

The Doc tells no lies!!

Laura said...

Haha! Great GREAT list.
((Hugs)
Laura

Ubermilf said...

Jack Chick publishes several pamphlets to disprove all of your crazy ideas.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well said, sir, well said.

Anonymous said...

Perfect. I wonder how Obama's team will explain his leftward swing when they finally realize that the gays, labor, women (if the Stupak bullshit remains in that fucking health something bill) and true progressives intend to stay home or vote third party next November? I want to see them dance for us for a change. At least W threw his base a bone from time to time.

Distributorcap said...

i cant add anything but those are so true