Prejean #1
Sister Helen Prejean, noted Christian who lives her faith by serving others and counseling death row inmates.Prejean #2
Carrie Prejean, noted 'Christian' who is self serving and uses her surgically enhanced body to titillate others.Sister Helen Prejean was portrayed in a film about her life by Susan Sarandon:
Carrie Prejean usually plays herself and plays with herself in films about her life but now that she's found favor with the Christian right she may want to get surgically enhanced porn actress Jenna Jameson to play her or play with her in a bio pic:
When it comes to choosing which Prejean I'd most like to spend time with, I choose the nun one over the one with the fake tits eight days a week and twice on Sunday.
8 comments:
Nun for me.
According to the Chick Tracts, Catholics really aren't Christians.
Also, note their use of the name "Helen."
Also, note their bat-shit craziness.
Ha ha ha...gasp, gasp. Good one.
I don't know, Carrie would be good for about five minutes of amusement...
...you can put a flashlight in one ear and see if the beam shines through to the other ear.
Good God! That porn actress could sink the titanic with those shoulders!
But then she'd probably be able to keep the damned thing afloat with her inflatables, if you know what I mean.
I'd rather spend time with ANYONE other than the inbred, redneck Barbie known as Carrie Prejean.
Well put, Dr. Monkey. I hope that--finally--Carrie Prejean's 15 minutes are up. Well, except for the anticipated release of her self-help tapes on the internet, of course.
I'd take 2 slices of Levi Johnston before I touched a Prejean thigh this Thanksgiving.
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