I am sorry. He may have graduated top of his class at Monkey Medical School but the first time I see him work that speculum with his feet fingers, I am done.
This panel explains why my gynecologist is a woman. Just saying. Interesting factoid: did you know that speculi (or is it speculae?) come in different sizes? Why yes, yes they do.
Dude, if you'd ever had a speculum anywhere near your nether regions, you would not make light of this primative torture device. I once had to have an endometrial biopsy and they used the jaws of life and an ice cream scoop. Also not funny.
The Adventures of Tico McGhee MD, monkey gynecologist.
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I am sorry. He may have graduated top of his class at Monkey Medical School but the first time I see him work that speculum with his feet fingers, I am done.
Thanks for the warning.
Yea, but no abortions.
Angry Ballerina
This panel explains why my gynecologist is a woman. Just saying. Interesting factoid: did you know that speculi (or is it speculae?) come in different sizes? Why yes, yes they do.
I second JANE's reaction. That speculum is cold!
I deleted Jane's comment Blueberry because I do not allow spam comments to stay. I delete them as soon as I see them.
Dr. Monkey, you're only qualified to examine monkey ladies in stirrups, not humans.
Dude, if you'd ever had a speculum anywhere near your nether regions, you would not make light of this primative torture device.
I once had to have an endometrial biopsy and they used the jaws of life and an ice cream scoop. Also not funny.
That is about the most disturbing picture I have seen in my entire life!!
P.S. Thank your lucky stars you're a man and don't have to endure gyno exams! :P
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