Thursday, October 1, 2009

We're all doomed!

If freedom hating Sen. Russ Feingold and his gang of three senators are successful in removing the immunity from prosecution for telecoms their illegal spying for the Bush administration then the terrorists have won. It's over. Game, set, match terrorists. It's the last piece of the puzzle they needed and once they find out that phone companies can't spy on us any more they'll move with impunity and they'll contact their most nefarious ally,
Bikini Clad Space Woman from Ziltaar 3! While the terrorists blow up our country and rape our animals Bikini Clad Space Woman will go back in time and eliminate our last hope for survival:
Flower Haired Sarah Polley. Without young Ms. Polley's youthful Canadian innocence and spunk to save us the Jesus loving western nations will perish and we'll be forced into the Muslim Matrix and we'll never again be able to celebrate Islammo-Fascism week or the war on Christmas.

Damn you Feingold, Leahy, Dodd, and that dude from Oregon!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Russ Feingold is my celebrity out.

Anonymous said...

Good choice SLF. But don't discount Dennis Kucinich, I shook his hand once and he nearly broke all the bones in it.

Nathan said...

I'm not so sure Bikini Clad Space Woman is on the side of the terrorist-lovin' lib'ruls. The last I heard, she was involved in an affair with Mark Sanford.