Thursday, October 8, 2009

Rush to judgement

Loud mouthed fat drug addict Rush Limbaugh is in talks to become part owner of the:
And this move of his has been widely panned by sports people and by the sports media. They say that due to Limbaugh's inflammatory radio rhetoric, he frequently accuses others of being racist in an attempt to deflect attention from his own racism, and his firing by ESPN a few years back over his comments that many in the liberal media wanted to see a sub par (in his opinion) quarterback like Donavon McNabb succeed because he was black should preclude him from buying into the NFL.

Well, I disagree.

I want the fat drug addict to buy into the Rams, a team I've never liked even when they were in LA. I want Rush to become what he always wanted to be, a modern day plantation owner complete with a stable full of slaves. Think about it. The most racist group of people today are conservatives and leading them is the arch racist Rush Limbaugh. He's made a career of making fun of minorities, particularly black folks because they vote for Democrats in droves. If he could get away with calling blacks the 'N' word, he'd do it in a heartbeat because he knows his listeners are white and so are the business owners who advertise on his show. He's always wanted to put black folks in their place, meaning back in the fields on the plantation working for the white man. And owning a NFL team will be as close to that as he will come to having that happen in modern day America because the majority of NFL players are black.

I'd love for him to pull this deal off and for his team to then fall flat on it's face. And when it does fall flat on it's face and the fans boo and hiss at him and they stop coming to the games then he'll start blaming everybody but himself for his failure. He'll blame the overpaid players, the idiot coaches, the media, the fans, the other owners, and sooner or later, he'll blame the liberals for his failure. And then to right his ship he'll have to spend money, lots and lots of money, hopefully lots and lots of his money.

If he actually gets a NFL team and it tanks and never makes the playoffs or wins a Superbowl then he'll have lost a shitload of the money he's made off of blaming others and maybe, just maybe, he'll finally have to take the blame for something he fucked up. But since he didn't even take the blame for being a drug addict, I doubt he'd take any of the blame if his team sucked as bad as I think his radio program does.

3 comments:

Ubermilf said...

Oh, but if your wishes could be made reality.

Ricky Shambles said...

"...and leading them is the arch racist Rush Limbaugh."

I somehow was struck with a bondage-clad Glenn Beck yelling "hyeah!" as he cracked a whip at hybrid human-rams and behind him the corpulent Limbaugh Bwahahaha-ing.

Sorry about that.

Mnmom said...

From your lips to God's ears. But I'm an agnostic so don't listen to me.

I'm already getting a stomach ache thinking of how he'll blame Clinton, Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Jimmy Carter, John Edwards, Jane Fonda, You, Me, Ed Schulz, Oprah Winfrey, Al Franken, Keith Olberman, and Mr. Rogers for his failing football team.