Saturday, October 3, 2009

Mid season replacement shows

With the new TV season in full swing a few networks have announced their mid season replacement shows. It's a pretty diverse group as you'll soon see.

Fox has ordered up 6 episodes of Name Those Feet!

NBC has green lit the detective show Colostomy Bag & Varicose Vein. They're going for the older demographic who also love the new Jay Leno show.
Spike TV is going to run MILF's in Scarfs, just as soon as their legal department clears them to do so.
Trinity Broadcast Network is going to run Mennonite Babies and Their Inexorable Descent to Hell in place of Let's Make Fun of Roman Catholics Hour!
ABC is planning on running Who Wants to be in a Scandinavian Street Gang? when Lost finishes it's run.
Tru TV has picked up Nancy Shrew Teenage Detective. The first Nancy Shrew mystery they plan on running is Nancy Shrew and the Case of the Transparent Hymen.
CBS has Jenna Elfman starring in My Simian Lover waiting in the wings.
They plan to run it in the same time slot her soon to be canceled show now occupies. They're praying no one will be able to tell the difference when they switch shows.

BBC America plans on running even more episodes of Top Gear than they do now for the next few weeks until they can figure out how to make the high pitched whine in their heads stop.

And finally FOX News will air the Chuck Norris/Sarah Palin Super Good Time Liberal Bashing Happy Fun Fair and Balanced Variety Hour. The show will run from 10:00 to 10:15 PM in all time zones.

9 comments:

Snad said...

I don't know who's feet those are, but they could stand a paraffin treatment. She also pronates pretty seriously. Nice gams, though!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

No one wants to be in a Scandinavian street gang. They get their asses kicked by those Latvian punks down the road every week.

Wings1295 said...

You know, some of those might just be preferable to stuff actually ON the air!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Thank God for Bravo TV.
I like my TV trash consistent and reliable.

libhom said...

I'm sure TBN is just moving Let's Make Fun of Roman Catholics Hour to another time slot. They would never let that go.

Mnmom said...

Guess I picked the wrong season to cut the cable!

Keith said...

Hello there. Great post as usual. I really do enjoying seeing what you will post next. I hope you've had a wonderful weekend. Take care. Have a fantastic week ahead. Cheers!

Cormac Brown said...

This one is pure gold, Dr. Monk.

Doc said...

"Who Wants to be in a Scandinavian Street Gang?" kicks ass.

You are one funny S.O.B., you know that don't you?

Doc