Friday, May 22, 2009

Mary Nell found Jesus...

...because he was hiding in her hair. She also found a quart of gin, a small Indonesian child, and a trunk full of squirrel hats in her hair as well.

4 comments:

  1. Looks like she also found a smokin hot Star Trek uniform!!!

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  2. but they didn't find jimmy hoffa cause he's hiding in my big assed purse!

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  3. 'Cause, like you always say, big hair makes a woman closer to Jesus!

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  4. Later, Mary went on to star as the alien disguised at the big-haired, gum-chompin' hot chick in "Mars Attacks".

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