"Don't forget to take care of all your donkey maintenance before the rainy season sets in. That way when the rains do come and your donkey is healthy, shiny, and pretty, you'll be able to enjoy that donkey the way a man was meant to enjoy his donkey, wink wink. And also don't forget to remember that I won an Oscar once. Hells yeah, I sure did. So suck on that all you punks who never won an Oscar. Now go, leave me alone so I can pleasure my donkey."
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Here's Ernie Borgnine with a reminder for you
"Don't forget to take care of all your donkey maintenance before the rainy season sets in. That way when the rains do come and your donkey is healthy, shiny, and pretty, you'll be able to enjoy that donkey the way a man was meant to enjoy his donkey, wink wink. And also don't forget to remember that I won an Oscar once. Hells yeah, I sure did. So suck on that all you punks who never won an Oscar. Now go, leave me alone so I can pleasure my donkey."
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Sure, he won an Oscar, but he's no Aldo Ray.
Yeah, but he won the Oscar for starring in "Marty" as an overweight middle-aged butcher looking for love. He also got an award frome the Butcher's Association of America for the exact same film.
I'm glad you posted this. It reminded me to Turtlewax my donkey. Thanks.
Doc
Hmmm...I think he'll get more "pleasure" out of that encounter than the donkey will.
Remember when his wife Tovah Felcher used to do informercials for her skin care products and she had Ernest on as a model for how well her facial cream worked?
HAHAHAHAHA!--I guess his ass wasn't ugly enough to sell the cream.
Do you remember that movie that Ernest Borgnine was in where he said to the broad he was dating, "Dogs like us gotta stick together?" I can't remember the name.
Argh.
Funny post.
ROTFLMAO!
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