Monday, March 16, 2009

Dear President Obama,

It's time you got rid of these two ass rockets:

They are too beholden to big business and they refuse to do the things that need to be done to fix our economy. Moreover sir, they are part of the banking/academic/big business cabal that got us into this mess in the first place.

Fire them immediately and replace them with clear headed people who will have the intestinal fortitude to nationalize AIG, the big banks, and to end the lawless deregulation that got us into the mess we're in now. In fact sir, I'm willing to do my part for my country. Give me a call and I'll step in to either one of those jobs. I promise you sir, I will kick some ass, take names, and I will do what's best for the greatest number of people, and you can bet I'll be public enemy number one on Wall Street and in every corporate boardroom by the time I am done because I am on the side of the working people of this nation and not on the side of the leeches in big business.

I promise you further that I will be fair to all small businesses but big business will get a beat down from me. It has to be done sir and the longer Timmy and Larry are in positions of power and influence the longer it will take for our economy to recover.

Fire the idiots who drove us to this economic cliff and hire me to turn this motherfucker around. You won't be sorry you did it, I promise you that.

Yours,
Dr. Monkey

PS: Give that tall piece of brown sugar you call Mrs. Obama a kiss for me!

6 comments:

Mnmom said...

I'll notify my Senator immediately. I can't say Senators because the third asshat is still contesting the results in court.

God knows no one seems to fighting for us little people.

boukman70 said...

Here. You might like this one:

http://bootynovelbill.blogspot.com/2009/03/eat-armey-award-edward-m-liddy.html

Lulu Maude said...

Amen.

Claire said...

I really have no idea why he hired either of them. Geithner especially has to go.

Ubermilf said...

Yeah! What you said.

Dean Wormer said...

Well said. That AIG thing should've been headed off long before it became an actual issue.