Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Like hell they will

I saw this on a sign at a local Pizza Hut near our house:

We will
cater your
next party
My first thought after reading it was, "Damn, that's pretty presumptuous of them."

14 comments:

  1. There's no fighting Big Pizza. They will find you and they will cater.

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  2. Which, I'm guessing, will be your last party.

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  3. Did they put inappropriately placed quotation marks anywhere on the sign, like

    We will cater "your" next party

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  4. icantbelieveitsnotademocracy is right.

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  5. It does sound quite menacing. Are they mob owned?

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  6. Yeah, it sounds like a threat to me!

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  7. Yeah, it sounds like a threat to me!

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  8. It's best just to give in. They know where you live

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  9. They'll make it into one of those "This chef didn't make the [enter pseudo cuisine here], Pizza Hut DID!" commercials.

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  10. Wow - they must really KNOW you. Nothing like a promise - ahead of time.

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  11. No more presumptuous than their new ad where they think they can serve American-style lasagna to Romans. Obviously they go Dutch with Smush Limburger for the supply of Oxy-Con.

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