(We join our story already in progress.)
"Dr. Johnson wants to see us when we get done with this surgery Bill."
"Holy shit, we're doing surgery now? I thought we were wearing these masks because you farted too damn much. You must be right though, if we're operating on someone that would account for all the blood everywhere and this big hunk of small intestine in my hand."
(Later that day in Dr. Johnson's office.)
"Bill, your work has been slipping of late. What's the problem? Hank here tells me you're a million miles away during surgery."
"I've got troubles at home but it's nothing I can't deal with. Now leave me alone!"
"Bill, we just want to help that's all."
"I said leave it you two!"
(Later that night at Bill's house.)
"What am I going to do? I think I still love my wife but now that Lilly has come back into town, everything I thought I knew is up in the air. Holy hell, this letter I was reading while I lay here and think about my moral and ethical dilemmas must have anthrax or something in it. Those huge spores are about to fall on my face! I better roll over so they miss me. I wonder who sent me this letter anyway."
(The next day at St. Simian Hospital.)
"Say Bill, did you get that letter I sent you?"
"!"
(A few minutes later in a supply closet down the hall from Dr. Bill's office.)
"He doesn't suspect a thing Nancy. Soon either the anthrax will get him or he'll decide that he's still in love with Lilly and he'll leave you. Then you and I can be together and we can quit these dead end medical jobs and go to beauty school!"
" I love you Hank."
(Meanwhile at the stables Dr. Bill meets up with Lilly.)
"Do we have a future together Lilly? Can a race horse and a bowel specialist live happily ever after?"
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Tune in to the next exciting episode of The Young Doctors to find out what happens next!
4 comments:
I bet that in the next episode, Lilly rejects his advances. After all, "Nay, means nay."
Wow, this sure beats the shit out of Coronation Street where David is anxiously waiting to see if his mom regains her memory and remembers that he pushed her down the stairs because she convinced his girlfriend to have an abortion.
I'd love to catch the next episode, but I'll be too busy laying a bunch of bananas at the Altar of St. Simian. Once I find out where that is, of course.
I'd watch that, especially if you can arrange that Susan Lucie never wins anything. Oh wait, that's already taken care of.
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