Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip Santa Claus and his elves on your way out after the show. And try the Tofurky, I swear it's delicious.Saturday, December 13, 2008
Jokes you can tell to little kids
With the big holidays on the way some of you may be spending time with small children whom you normally wouldn't associate with or hang out around. In an effort to keep you from feeling stumped for things to say to the little tykes, I'm bringing back my highly successful and much beloved series of jokes you can tell to little kids. Here's the first one:
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip Santa Claus and his elves on your way out after the show. And try the Tofurky, I swear it's delicious.
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip Santa Claus and his elves on your way out after the show. And try the Tofurky, I swear it's delicious.
thanks to you i am gonna be the SHecky Greene of Boston this holiday!
ReplyDeleteI'll be sitting ringside!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I'll tell that one to 7yo; I'll hear it back at least 10 more times.
ReplyDeleteI happen to be on an African savanna right now with a mean assed rhino staring me down. Have you any idea of how to stop a rhino from charging?
ReplyDeleteThat's what we forgot for Christmas - little kids! Must find some so I can tell some jokes.
ReplyDeleteOh, Dr. Monkey you never fail to amuse me! I love that you can tell kid friendly jokes alongside posts about Betty Page and pics of Playboy bunnies.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the beautiful War on Christmas Christmas card! I wrote about you over at LMS today.
Chris-Take away his credit cards.
ReplyDeleteWhat's brown, and sounds like a bell?
ReplyDeleteCharging! Ha! These will come in handy. I love the drawings. The only problem with sharing jokes with my niece and nephews is that then the silly kid jokes start, and WON'T STOP!
ReplyDelete"Why did the Superman cross the road?"
"Because he left his skunk's nose!"
LOL
ReplyDeleteHere's one that never fails:
ReplyDeleteQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: How the hell should I know? Now go fill this glass up with bourbon and don't skimp on the ice!
Kirby-You are my kind of gal. :)
ReplyDeleteKirby's my kinda gal as well!
ReplyDeleteThose drawings are so friggin' cute, Monkey. Your old books collection is probably an almost exact replica of the library I went to as a little kid. Ever heard of the The Hodgepodge Book? You'd love it. I'm still trying to find a copy of it.