Yesterday, I shit you not, I saw one of those blow up lawn ornaments. It was a Nascar car with snowmen popping their heads out the window. I wanted to pop that thing.
Ya know, I've driven by that place a buncha' times. It is really a lovely house. I dig yard art, but this is truly an odd choice. Not only is the bilboard a crazy 12 feet high, but it is housed in an oddly stylish frame. Most peculiar.
Looks like there are lights, but they are on that cross, which looks like one of those flaming KKK Christmas decorations from the American Family Association. The "All Fired Up" in the Jeff Gordon poster takes on a new meaning.
I hope that one of the Wise Men is advising the baby Jesus to "RUN, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE ASAP", and I think his ride is here.
Sorry, but this comment will be in Spanish, hope you understand it.
Verdaderamente hay gente que nos da mal nombre a los católicos, mezclando celebraciones y haciendolas casi mundanas (si las hicieran paganas al menos mantendrian una idea de respeto religioso). En mi casa no hay un solo crucifijo y en Navidad ponemos focos, árbol de navidad (con muchas esferas) y un lindo nacimiento que heredé de mi dulce abuelita. Para ser creyente, agnostico o ateo es necesario saber a lo que te enfrentaras. La fe es ciega, es verdad, pero no debria ser estúpida.
Odile-I'm like so many other lazy North Americans who never bothered to learn a foriegn language. Please feel free to leave all your comments in Spanish if you like though. I'm honored you read and comment here. :)
I married into a NASCAR - deer hunting - crazy azz family. Hubs watches a bit of NASCAR, but the rest of his family act like they were raised right outside the gates of Darlington - and I only KNOW that name because of their psycho ramblings about NASCAR. Oh the wasted Sundays with that infernal humm from the television at the in-laws.
However, they all voted for Obama, so I forgive them.
True christians would have a picture of Wisconsin's own Dick Trickle. The greatest name in all of NASCAR history. Or just about all of history, come to think of it.
You stick a reminder of how he's going to die and a big ass picture of Jeff Gordon in his new born face.
There is a serious lack of Christmas lights in that display. Some people are so stupid.
ReplyDeleteYesterday, I shit you not, I saw one of those blow up lawn ornaments. It was a Nascar car with snowmen popping their heads out the window. I wanted to pop that thing.
ReplyDeleteHil.ar.i.ous! I love this.
ReplyDeleteYa know, I've driven by that place a buncha' times. It is really a lovely house. I dig yard art, but this is truly an odd choice. Not only is the bilboard a crazy 12 feet high, but it is housed in an oddly stylish frame. Most peculiar.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is up with that NASCAR thing? Is that displayed year round?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jeff Gordon is his real daddy.
ReplyDeleteWTF - is that Jeff Gordon thing???? A poster, a screen of some sort - it's obnoxious no matter what!!
ReplyDeleteWow! This is amazing. I am without words.
ReplyDeleteTrue Christians would have used a picture of Dale Earnhardt, jr.
ReplyDelete;>)
I've seen that house, it's on Roane St isn't it?
ReplyDeleteLooks like there are lights, but they are on that cross, which looks like one of those flaming KKK Christmas decorations from the American Family Association.
ReplyDeleteThe "All Fired Up" in the Jeff Gordon poster takes on a new meaning.
I hope that one of the Wise Men is advising the baby Jesus to "RUN, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE ASAP", and I think his ride is here.
What a glorious Xmas tableau.
ReplyDeleteoh, oh my, this is too freaking funny!!!!
ReplyDeletei need this. maybe i can make xmas cards for some of the people that would want to decorate just like this!
i know more than a few.
(yeah, sadly, i do)
Jeff Gordo is up year 'round fo sho. I think I've seen it covered up once, but usually there he is bigger than life.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but this comment will be in Spanish, hope you understand it.
ReplyDeleteVerdaderamente hay gente que nos da mal nombre a los católicos, mezclando celebraciones y haciendolas casi mundanas (si las hicieran paganas al menos mantendrian una idea de respeto religioso). En mi casa no hay un solo crucifijo y en Navidad ponemos focos, árbol de navidad (con muchas esferas) y un lindo nacimiento que heredé de mi dulce abuelita.
Para ser creyente, agnostico o ateo es necesario saber a lo que te enfrentaras. La fe es ciega, es verdad, pero no debria ser estúpida.
Odile-I'm like so many other lazy North Americans who never bothered to learn a foriegn language. Please feel free to leave all your comments in Spanish if you like though. I'm honored you read and comment here. :)
ReplyDeleteWow, what a statement (or six) that yard is making.
ReplyDeleteI married into a NASCAR - deer hunting - crazy azz family. Hubs watches a bit of NASCAR, but the rest of his family act like they were raised right outside the gates of Darlington - and I only KNOW that name because of their psycho ramblings about NASCAR. Oh the wasted Sundays with that infernal humm from the television at the in-laws.
ReplyDeleteHowever, they all voted for Obama, so I forgive them.
True christians would have a picture of Wisconsin's own Dick Trickle. The greatest name in all of NASCAR history. Or just about all of history, come to think of it.
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