We now join our story which is already in progress...
The people on the street heard a noise and as they turned to see what the loud boom was, they saw a map of Europe after the Congress of Vienna running away. Inspector Creech shouted, "Drop those doughnuts you fat bastards! Let's get that map!"
"Bartleby, you fool! This aren't doughnuts. They're cake! Besides, I may be a fat bastard, but that Napoleon chap only has a 1-inch wanger. How can that be a threat to Europe?"
The people on the street heard a noise and as they turned to see what the loud boom was, they saw a map of Europe after the Congress of Vienna running away.
"Bartleby, you fool! This aren't doughnuts. They're cake! Besides, I may be a fat bastard, but that Napoleon chap only has a 1-inch wanger. How can that be a threat to Europe?"
ReplyDeleteThe woman in the top cartoon must have lousy depth perception.
ReplyDeleteWait, are you talking about Fat Bastard wines or some obese men? Because I think that might impact the ending of the story
ReplyDeleteDang Veronica Lake-esque hairdo! It's impairing her vision!
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