Friday, May 16, 2008

And now here's a few words from women who have been in Hitchcock films

"Hello, Grace Kelly here with a riddle for you. What has a beginning, a middle, but no end in sight? Give up? Why it's the war on terror of course!"

Barbara Bel Geddes on appeasement: "Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Great Britain, Australia, Canada, Spain, and the rest of the countries who make up the coalition who attacked Iraq appease George Bush by joining him in his illegal invaison?"

"I looked out my rear window the other day and I saw my neighbors getting evicted because they couldn't pay their mortgage. And before any of you say anything, I know damn well that I wasn't in Rear Window."

"You'd have to be a psycho to support a 72 year old man for President. Especially one who offers nothing but the same old shit we've been getting for the past eight years. Ick, just thinking of voting for Bush McCain makes me feel dirty, I need a shower now."

"No sir, the rumors are not true. I most certainly do not have lilac scented pubic hair."

"Parts of North by Northwest really haven't held up well, have they? But holy crap we're all praying that no one ever remakes it."

"Haven't I been here before?"

"I'm Joan Fontaine and I approved this film still."

"Enough of this foolishness! When I get done with this shot I'm going to let my hair down, give you my best vixen look, and then I'm going to spank you for using all us classic Hitchcock beauties in this silly post you monkey you."

13 comments:

Mnmom said...

My my Tippi, that is one HEAD of HAIR!

Dr. Zaius said...

Mmm... Tippi Hedren! She was beautiful. So was Grace Kelly.

Germaine Gregarious said...

Darling, the only thing wrong with North by Northwest was the fake bullets!

Unconventional Conventionist said...

Tippi - "All this craziness is for the birds."

laura k said...

Grace Kelly is gorgeous. And if I'm correct, she's co-starring with Carey Grant and they are A Gorgeous Couple.

Terrific post. You're so creative.

Distributorcap said...

north by northwest is one of my favorites of all time

eva marie saint was gorgeous!

Matthew Hubbard said...

But as always, it comes back to the Monkey and the threats of spanking.

Typical.

mwb said...

"Trouble with Harry" best Hitchcock movie no one talks about. Shirley was so adorable in it.

libhom said...

Barbara Bel Geddes sure could act when she got a decent role.

lulu said...

Barbara Bel Geddes is in the Hitchcock Presents version of Lamb to the Slaughter, and she is amazing. My students think that video is the best part of the year.

dguzman said...

*swoon*

Dale said...

Oh those hilarious Hitchcock hotties.

Suzy said...

I love The Trouble With Harry. And it's got the Beave in it.

Joan Fontaine is beautiful!