Jokes you can tell your kids

Give a big hand to Little Blonde Boy, he's got a joke you can tell your kids.Which is the scariest fairy-tale?
Ghouldilocks and the Three Brrrrs!

Thanks everyone, I'm here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
And Daddy does not drink a lot because I cry too much, he drinks alot because his life is devoid of joy and he hates his job.
So there, nah nah nah.