Monday, December 16, 2013

What are you doing to win the war on Christmas?

 "Evolving."

 "Rubbing my ridiculous mutton chops on naughty children."

 "Whatever I was doing, I'm going to stop so that I can start rubbing my ridiculous mutton chops on naughty children.  What a great idea."
 "Praising Vishnu Claus."

 "Inbreeding."

 "Smelling the finger that I used to finger bang that elf with."

 "Two nuns, one cup, if you get my meaning."

"Buying as much cheap Chinese made shit as I can and putting it on a credit card that I'll never ever pay off.  And I'm getting drunk and persecuting Jehovah's Witnesses and Jews."
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3 comments:

  1. MnmomDecember 16, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    If only I had mutton chops!

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  2. gmbDecember 16, 2013 at 11:54 PM

    Two nuns, one cup….brilliant.

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  3. Who you callin' housewife?December 17, 2013 at 8:35 AM

    I think I'm starting to understand mutton chops now. Going to tell the hubby to stop shaving.

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