Wednesday, September 11, 2013

As long as you're never forgetting 9/11...

Don't forget to not forget this other stuff too:

  • Don't forget to eat your veggies.
  • Don't forget to wax your car.
  • Don't forget to give your uneaten supper to the starving masses in Africa.
  • Don't forget to check under your bed for Communists.
  • Don't forget to keep your privates smelling minty fresh, and I'm talking to you all you males out there.
  • Don't forget to make a note of all the things you need to forget to remember.
  • Don't forget to call your mother...what you call her is your business.
  • Don't forget the Alamo or Pearl Harbor.
  • Don't forget to wipe.

1 comment:

  1. Your suggestions are far more sensible. By the way, my office is located right at the site. This year, no delays getting into the building, no big crowds, nothing. I think its "matured" and mopst people will only give a damn on years ending in 1 and 6.

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