"Yes, you have drawn a decent likeness of me. Now, can you draw my soul?"
"Existence is meaningless. Life is nothing. Mon dieu, I am a downer, am I not?"
"I have nothing but my memories of being de Gaulle's mistress left to me. Well, memories and a social disease he gave me that I never got rid of."
"Sacre bleu! I am in black and white am I not? Pourquoi?"
"I lead these children on a march for more cheese and wine in our school lunches."
"I will sell you this child cheap if you promise to never let Mitt Romney in our country ever again."
It's like being there.
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