Friday, June 24, 2011

The little talked about after effects of marriage equality

Once the institution of marriage is 'all gayed up' the following things are bound to happen:

Children will be forced to spray their living space to keep from catching 'Christian cooties.'

Ironic protests will break out.
Gay scientists will keep searching for a cure for HIV/AIDS.
Ironic exercising will break out in school gyms all over America.

Christian children will be forced to marry undocumented Mexican lesbians and icy blonde Canadians.
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5 comments:

  1. Professor ChaosJune 24, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Where do you find these pictures? I love the polite protester kids!

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  2. AnonymousJune 24, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    My dad has a cousin who's an undocumented Mexican lesbian. I mean the citizenship part. She has her lesbian papers all in order.

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  3. SkylersDadJune 24, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    i think I will carry an Obey Rules sign at my next protest.

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  4. lisahgoldenJune 24, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    I am dying here and it's all your funny fault.

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  5. beatgrlJune 25, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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