Monday, May 16, 2011

Other things the CIA planted, oops, 'found' in bin Laden's compound

  • Cases of pork rinds.
  • A pallet of Jack Chick tracts.
  • Love letters to Miley Ray Cyrus.
  • Merkins.
  • Lightly used fleshlights.
  • Mike Huckabee posters.
  • Pamela Geller love dolls.
  • Love letters to Billy Ray Cyrus.
  • A copy of The Satanic Verses.
  • Elton John's Greatest Hits on cassette and 8 track.
  • Bacon Bits.
  • A letter from George W. Bush.
  • One of those 'Hang in there Friday is coming!' motivational posters.
  • Love letters in the sand.
  • Two tiny Indonesian boys.
  • Natalee Holloway's corpse.
  • Nancy Grace's sense of propriety and shame.
  • Two fingers of Two Fingers tequila.
  • A signed copy of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.
  • Signed copies of Ted Nugent and Ray Stevens CD's.
  • Various copies of Superman comic books.
  • Mouse poop.
  • Janet Jackson.
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5 comments:

  1. SleestakMay 16, 2011 at 2:33 AM

    "A letter from George W. Bush."..You mean the one from his dad that says "Thanks for the help, here are more guns and money"?

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  2. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 5:51 AM

    ...and a partridge in a pear tree...

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  3. MnmomMay 16, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    For a guy who lived his life in a cave he sure had quite a collection!

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  4. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    No Crunckie?

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  5. Dr. MonkeyMay 16, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Nope, no Crunky.

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