Tuesday, January 11, 2011

People with baskets play the blame game

"I blame these shorts for my camel toe."

"I blame hard drinkin' and sleeping in tanning beds for my haggard appearance."

"If no one's blamed the gays yet, I'll blame them."
"I blame the internet, our go go thrill a minute yuppie lifestyle, and my dog Barney."

"I blame it on the rain. No wait...I blame it on the Bossa Nova. Oh wait, I mean Aldo Nova, yeah that's it. I blame it on him and that blow job I gave him back in 1974."

4 comments:

  1. I blame almost everything on the Bossa Nova. Damn dance of love!

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  2. lol - Aldo Nova ! Ha, love the captions (as always...)

    Oh yes, I always blame the internet !

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