"Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!"Since George W. Bush is a Methodist, I'll skip getting Hedley one of those.
You must not like Hedley if you are giving him Shrub.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite Harvey Korman characters.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness he wants an awful lot for Christmas! Do you think I could get away with just giving him a thug and a nit-wit? Those are a dime a dozen!
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