Oh my gawd. I would have killed myself if my Dad had of tried to explain sex to me. I do remember one uncomfortable conversation with him when I was 18. Truly horrible...
I don't think this will be a graphic discussion.Just an explanation that sex is something only whores and mommies do and that Daddy's little girl must now pledge her virginity to him and then they'll celebrate by attending the Purity Ball together.
You can tell by the arm of the record player that Barry White has been playing for quite awhile (thanks Skylers Dad) and probably that's why Mommy has her hands all over Daddy.
"Daddy, could you keep your hands where I can see them while you give me this talk?"
Oh my gawd.
ReplyDeleteI would have killed myself if my Dad had of tried to explain sex to me.
I do remember one uncomfortable conversation with him when I was 18.
Truly horrible...
((Hugs))
Laura
I think this conversation is getting mom a little randy.
ReplyDeleteAt least he is setting the mood with a little Barry White on the turntable.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah!
ReplyDeletemommy too!
ReplyDeleteIs that why Daddy's growing weed in the planter?
ReplyDeleteI don't think this will be a graphic discussion.Just an explanation that sex is something only whores and mommies do and that Daddy's little girl must now pledge her virginity to him and then they'll celebrate by attending the Purity Ball together.
ReplyDeleteNobody makes me laugh like you do XUP.
ReplyDeleteDr. Monkey, where do you find this stuff? It's simply brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean incredibly creepy, but hysterical.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell by the arm of the record player that Barry White has been playing for quite awhile (thanks Skylers Dad) and probably that's why Mommy has her hands all over Daddy.
ReplyDeleteAwfully nice of 60s era Barbra Streisand to stop in to help demonstrate the Congress of the Cow.
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