- Guys past the age of forty sporting mullets and or pony tails.
- Anyone but the French or really cute women wearing berets.
- Guys in Speedos.
- Any T shirt with a religious message of any kind on it.
- People abusing animals.
- People berating or hitting their children.
- Reruns and remakes.
- Syrupy sweet fawning profiles of jocks, politicians, and movie stars.
- Bills, both Buffalo and household related. (A monkey can dream can't he?)
- American Idol, Glee, America's Next Top Lap Dancer, and any other singing or dancing related show that everyone gets jazzed about and then constantly tells me, "Oh you have to watch it!!!!."
- Brush fires.
- The shop-pocalypse.
- Films, TV shows, and or any other entertainment medium that feature John Cusack, John Travolta, Robin Williams, Matthew Broderick, Sarah Jessica Horse Face, Julia Roberts Horse Face, Joan Rivers, and other odious Hollywood types I can no longer abide.
That's all for now but I'm sure I forgot something.
I too don't see the appeal in televised karaoke.
ReplyDeletecan we please add dick cheney anywhere anytime
ReplyDeleteI can get with these! And like your new banner...
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea how relieved I am to not make this list. Yet.
ReplyDeletePoor Shuck.
ReplyDeleteSome of those are eternal, you know. Sadly.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you left out Sarah Palin, and after all those tough 2009 posts about her too. Monkey, we COUNT on Doctor Monkerstein to operate!
ReplyDeleteNice!
ReplyDeleteI agree with all of them. Except... I might watch "America's Next Top Lap Dancer"... sorry. :D
ReplyDelete((Hugs))
Laura
I haven't seen "Glee" yet, but anything with Jane Lynch can't be all bad, right? I'm down with all the rest, though. Happy New Year, Dr. M!
ReplyDeletePlease note the conspicuous absence of the Kardashians...
ReplyDeleteLet's see, I don't have a tv but I understand that the "Jersey Shore" makes the Kardashians show look like Masterpiece Theater. Given that I'm half-italian (and real italian, with grandparents who had thick accents and pronounced all their vowels), I would be happy to she the goomba parade end. And I agree that palin and Cheney should be on that list. Make that all Palins and Cheneys. And Bushes. And the other usual assholes (Beck, Limbaugh, etc).
ReplyDeleteIt will be great to watch Robin Williams,i have bought tickets
ReplyDeletefrom TicketFront.com looking forward to it.