Monday, December 7, 2009

I don't ever want to hear from or about the following people ever again:

  1. Aston Kucher
  2. Demi Moore
  3. Tiger Woods
  4. Whoever Tiger Woods stuck his driver in and out of repeatedly
  5. Anyone connected with American Idol
  6. That pile of Scientology grease, John Travolta
  7. Nancy Grace
  8. Sarah Plain
  9. Tea baggers and the people who promote them
  10. Olympia Snowe
  11. Kirk Cameron and his evolution denying sidekick
  12. Evangelists
  13. Twilight and True Blood actors and fans
  14. Hipster store clerks who think I am there to validate their existence
  15. Everyone in and connected with the house of Saud
I reserve the right to add more names and groups of people to this list whenever I feel the hell like it.
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11 comments:

  1. MeganDecember 7, 2009 at 4:29 AM

    One of my cousins (NOT the ones I went to Disneyland with!) became a fan of Nancy Grace the other day.

    I can't unfriend (defriend? what's the facebook nomenclature) a cousin, but I soooooo wanted to say something...

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  2. Wings1295December 7, 2009 at 8:04 AM

    #13 is a bit harsh. My daughter loves the Twilight books and flix. All teens have their fads, no?

    But OH YEAH, right there with ya on #11.

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  3. MauigirlDecember 7, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    This list is a great start but I'm sure I can think of more...for instance, let's mention Glenn Beck!

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  4. Barbara BruederlinDecember 7, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    Whew, you have no idea how relieved I am to not see my name on there. Yet.

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  5. MnmomDecember 7, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Like Barbara I was relieved my name wasn't on the list. Agreed 100% with all of them.

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  6. UbermilfDecember 7, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Lou Dobbs?

    Fred Phelps?

    Dick Cheney's daughter?

    (these are meant to complement, not replace, yours)

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  7. SnadDecember 7, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Thank heavens you haven't mentioned Glenn Beck. I've almost finished your Christmas Sweater!

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  8. AnonymousDecember 7, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Poor Wings who thinks Twilight is just a harmless teen fad, when in reality it's an evil Mormon cult.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 7, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    I second the list, but would add all Cheneys, Bushs and Clintons (ok, we are stuck with Hill for a while, but enough of Bill and I don't give a shit about Chelsea's engagement. Enough.)

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  10. Karen ZipdriveDecember 9, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    Good luck on avoiding the Tiger Woods thing.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 2:54 AM

    Can I add Ann Coulter to your list? That is the same list I have except I have a few more names than that.
    I'm a bit bitter.

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