Monday, December 14, 2009

Answers to burning questions

Yes, but I still like to lie about it anyway.


Most assuredly.

Not so much.

Ask again later.

Yes, but you knew that when you married him. So there you go.



Mr. and Mrs. George Bush senior, you may be able to but the rest of us sure as hell can't.


Of course. But actually getting those ungrateful brats to do so is another story.

Yes, but the real money is in strip club management.
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5 comments:

  1. LauraDecember 14, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Haha! funny stuff. :D
    Especially the last one. ;0

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

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  2. Wings1295December 14, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Thanks for clearing some stuff up for us, doc!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    You're like the Ann Landers of random old timey print advertising questions

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  4. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    I've always wanted to enter the fast paced world of hotel management. Could you post the whole pamphlet, or is it more of a matchbook kind of thing?

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  5. dguzmanDecember 24, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Pure genius, Monkey.

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