Last Sunday I was eating dinner with my grandma when she suddenly let off a loud one. Put me right off my food, but I had to carry on for fear of her wrath. She carried on like nothing happened. Luckily I didn't smell it. Your redhead looks the way I felt at that dinner table.
Dude farted. That's what that smell is. Dude totally farted.
Hmmm, let's see...the drums have stopped, there's an ominous smell in the air...sounds like missionaries simmering away in the big cooking pot to me!
ReplyDeleteYou can tell by the surreptious cheek lift.
ReplyDeleteMargaret, jokes are much funnier if you agree with the premise instead of constantly denying it.
ReplyDeleteI will totally accept your smell premise, but I'd also like to point out that one of her implants is looking a little saggy
ReplyDeleteThat's it XUP, agree and add. "Yes, that dude farted and his fart caused her boob implant to start sagging."
ReplyDeleteShe who smelt it, dealt it.
ReplyDeleteChickita is guilty.
Regards,
Tengrain
Tengrain's on it. She totally farted.
ReplyDeleteLast Sunday I was eating dinner with my grandma when she suddenly let off a loud one. Put me right off my food, but I had to carry on for fear of her wrath. She carried on like nothing happened. Luckily I didn't smell it. Your redhead looks the way I felt at that dinner table.
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