I am sorry. He may have graduated top of his class at Monkey Medical School but the first time I see him work that speculum with his feet fingers, I am done.
This panel explains why my gynecologist is a woman. Just saying. Interesting factoid: did you know that speculi (or is it speculae?) come in different sizes? Why yes, yes they do.
Dude, if you'd ever had a speculum anywhere near your nether regions, you would not make light of this primative torture device. I once had to have an endometrial biopsy and they used the jaws of life and an ice cream scoop. Also not funny.
The Adventures of Tico McGhee MD, monkey gynecologist.
I am sorry. He may have graduated top of his class at Monkey Medical School but the first time I see him work that speculum with his feet fingers, I am done.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the warning.
ReplyDeleteYea, but no abortions.
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This panel explains why my gynecologist is a woman. Just saying. Interesting factoid: did you know that speculi (or is it speculae?) come in different sizes? Why yes, yes they do.
ReplyDeleteI second JANE's reaction. That speculum is cold!
ReplyDeleteI deleted Jane's comment Blueberry because I do not allow spam comments to stay. I delete them as soon as I see them.
ReplyDeleteDr. Monkey, you're only qualified to examine monkey ladies in stirrups, not humans.
ReplyDeleteDude, if you'd ever had a speculum anywhere near your nether regions, you would not make light of this primative torture device.
ReplyDeleteI once had to have an endometrial biopsy and they used the jaws of life and an ice cream scoop. Also not funny.
That is about the most disturbing picture I have seen in my entire life!!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Thank your lucky stars you're a man and don't have to endure gyno exams! :P