At least the picture on the game cover shows a dark, virile, hairy Jesus--which is what he probably actually looked like. I've been in Lutheran churches where his images look like a Scandinavian girl.
Unfortunately, the game always ends up with dead jesus and sometimes dead followers or opponents. Bonus points for killing a doctor. Lose points for dead sperm or unfertilized eggs.
Their hate for you will grow each and every time they "play" it.
Jeezus is looking might metrosexual there.
ReplyDeletehehehehhehehehe *SNORT*
ReplyDeleteThat's not Jesus, that's the musclehead from the original "Mission Impossible."
ReplyDeleteAt least the picture on the game cover shows a dark, virile, hairy Jesus--which is what he probably actually looked like. I've been in Lutheran churches where his images look like a Scandinavian girl.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that would work better than groundings.
ReplyDeleteLove it. Good stuff!!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, the game always ends up with dead jesus and sometimes dead followers or opponents. Bonus points for killing a doctor. Lose points for dead sperm or unfertilized eggs.
ReplyDeleteThe Life of Jesus Game: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Five loaves, two fishes, three spikes, one cross, and your eternal soul. Fun for the whole family!
ReplyDeleteOy vey. It's the game that never ends! Just when you think it's over- bam! It goes and rises again.
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