Saturday, March 14, 2009

Best joke I've heard in a long time

Two older women are talking and one says to the other one, "Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The other says, "What are you going to do about it?"

"Snort more pepper."
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7 comments:

  1. Matthew HubbardMarch 14, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Wow, that is a long time.

    The first time I heard this, Buddy Hackett told it to Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show.

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  2. splordMarch 14, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    You wouldn't be listening to A Prairie Home Companion, wouldja?

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  3. libhomMarch 14, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    I wish I could have orgasms with so little effort.

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  4. Madam ZMarch 14, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    Ah-choo!

    I hope it was as good for you as it was for me...

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  5. AnonymousMarch 15, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    This is sooooo ageist. And soooo pepperist

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  6. AnonymousMarch 15, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    I've heard that joke, only it involved two old men named Bert and Bob and some ragweed. Classic.

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  7. DistributorcapMarch 16, 2009 at 4:52 AM

    i dont get it
    LOL

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