Sunday, November 23, 2008

Just so you know...


...in the time it took you to read the title of this post, Jason Statham was able to work out twice, star in three action movies, and he slept with your significant other. The dude is a force of nature, he cannot be stopped.
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16 comments:

  1. Miles McClaganNovember 23, 2008 at 5:36 AM

    He did sleep with Sophie Monk though, which took some of his life force...

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  2. KarenNovember 23, 2008 at 6:59 AM

    Mmmm, the Statham. I'd let him do me. Oh yes, I would.

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  3. ChrisNovember 23, 2008 at 8:17 AM

    He's like Chuck Norris, only with a sense of stle!

    Seriously, Statham does some bad ass fight scenes. Choreographed or not, the stuff he does for the movies is very difficult.

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  4. DaleNovember 23, 2008 at 8:44 AM

    The only thing he doesn't have time for is a belt. Who needs one when you'd kick the ass of anyone who questioned you on it? I'm in hiding now.

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  5. FranNovember 23, 2008 at 8:48 AM

    Oh damn that Dale, beat me to the belt! I thought it was somehow integrated into his suit.

    Damn!

    My friend used to work in that Mellon Bank building and I have been in it many times. Where the hell was Jason when I was there????

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  6. themomNovember 23, 2008 at 8:53 AM

    Nope, no significant other here...it was me~!!! I love dreaming.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    Well, I hope MathMan enjoyed it, the selfish git.

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  8. Little Merry SunshineNovember 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    I'm curious how much KPMG and Mellon Bank paid you for these significant product placements on your blog Dr. Monkey.

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  9. PJNovember 23, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    He had me last night. It was good.

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  10. MCNovember 23, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    If Uwe Boll couldn't kill his career, no one could.

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  11. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 at 3:14 PM

    HEY!!! I used to work in that Mellon Bank Bldg. but I never got to see that guy standing out front shooting at someone!! RAts... my timing sux.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 at 3:15 PM

    Ha ha Fran I left my comment before I read yours. LOL!

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  13. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 at 7:54 PM

    Hmmm, will I lose my hetero street cred if I say this guy does absolutely nothing for me?

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  14. MissyNovember 23, 2008 at 8:50 PM

    Don't I know it.

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  15. Katie SchwartzNovember 23, 2008 at 10:51 PM

    Fun-neee.

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  16. dguzmanNovember 24, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    What's that 1970s-looking stripey structure on the right? I think I had a shirt like that as a kid.

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