Friday, November 7, 2008

I just hired Lara Flynn Boyle to head up my complaint department

Please fill out your complaint forms in triplicate and give them to Ms. Boyle. She'll see that they get to me. Really.

13 comments:

  1. LOL!!!! Oh Dr. Monkerstein, you simply kill me, dahling.

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  2. Where is she? She must be behind the fat skeleton, right?

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  3. "You look great! You've had your feet done, haven't you?"

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  4. Could make a nasty/dirty crack about bones but that would be tacky....heh heh heh

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  5. Oh, stop ribbing us, Monkey! I'll make no bones about it, and just say what I feel: he hasn't got the spine for this job!

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  6. I wish she had on those pink ballet shoes she wore to some awards show once in this photo. Still, pretty!

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  7. I guess you haven't seen the new plump and puffy Lara, eh? http://assets.gearlive.com/celebrities/blogimages/laraflynnboyle2.jpg

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  8. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. I AM HOWLING MY ASS OFF. OMG, sooo fucking funny. She looks kinda fat in this pic, though.

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  9. Dude, wrong pic. That's Keira Knightley.

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  10. I wonder what she's thinking about. She looks pensive.

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