That is a lavishly garnished chop derivative of an species of ungulate since extinct and whose name is also forgotten.
The flesh, despite its unappetizing color, had the most delicate of flavors and was considered so delicious that all members of its species were eaten in an orgy of culinary excess so extreme that its participants to this day will not speak of it even among themselves.
Oooh, the transfats are making me nervous!
ReplyDeleteI have to squeegee my screen now.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell what any of that stuff is!
ReplyDeleteThat is a lavishly garnished chop derivative of an species of ungulate since extinct and whose name is also forgotten.
ReplyDeleteThe flesh, despite its unappetizing color, had the most delicate of flavors and was considered so delicious that all members of its species were eaten in an orgy of culinary excess so extreme that its participants to this day will not speak of it even among themselves.
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But . . but . . but. . what IS it?
ReplyDeleteA turducken prototype, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is that?
ReplyDeleteI'll just have the salad, thanks.