Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Debate Night in America

Hey America, what's up? You remember that tonight is the last debate between Obama and Bush McCain right? Don't miss it if you can help it. I know many of you were on the edge of your seats watching the returns of the Canadian election last night on CSPAN so you may be maxxed out on politics but come on, this is historic, so you better watch it if you can.

So, Ms. America, get yourself all gussied up for tonight.

And I know you're going to let the kids stay up and watch but they're going to have to be dressed properly as well. That includes both the boys:
And the girls:
In no time at all your hubby will come through the doorafter a hard day at work and you will have supper ready and you'll all have a wholesome nutritious supper that features lots of whole milk and white bread with butter on it and then you'll all talk about what a fabulous day you all had. Then you can sit down and watch the debate! Sounds like fun, huh.

What's that? You want me to come over to watch the debate with you? Okay! Great! I was hoping you'd ask. Just let me change into something more comfortable.Ahhh, that's better. Hey, look, I brought a case of Heineken and a bottle of Wild Turkey so we can all enjoy the debate properly! Let's party like it's 1979 America! GoBama!
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22 comments:

  1. ElizabethOctober 15, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    Double-knit polyester leisure suits are the only *suit*-able attire at my place; for the debates, or any event!

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  2. UbermilfOctober 15, 2008 at 10:36 AM

    I'm more of a Pepper, myself.

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  3. K.LineOctober 15, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    Ha: I watched all the (moronic) television about the CDN election (being a CDN and having voted and all). When it was over, turned to my husband to let him know it was fun, but IMO 300 million is a lot to spend on a midweek date. Democracy rocks, non?

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  4. MissyOctober 15, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    I have some shopping to do!

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  5. Dr ZibbsOctober 15, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    I got to gets me one of those sharp suits.

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  6. MommyLisaOctober 15, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Too bad there was not a "Robust Array of Red, White and Blue" leisure suit available - it would look HOT with a star spangled halter top.

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  7. Little Merry SunshineOctober 15, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    Wow. Those ladies look like they puked Peptobismal. And I thought you'd have more chest hair, Dr. Monkey.

    That said, I'm going shopping right now!

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  8. themomOctober 15, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    You've been looking in my closet, haven't you? I just knew I should get more "trendy!"

    Of course the debate will be on at this house. I so want McCain to BLOW UP!!! (As in temper.)

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  9. dguzmanOctober 15, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    Wow--wouldn't it be fun to party like it's 1979? Leisure suits, fondue pots, Tupperware, and all the Spam-on-a-Triscuit hors d'oeuvres you can eat! Freak out! Le chic!

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  10. AnonymousOctober 15, 2008 at 1:45 PM

    I must have that "buy a vowel" tee shirt.

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  11. Some GuyOctober 15, 2008 at 2:07 PM

    Hard to know what will chafe worse - the polyester suit or McCain's crappy answers.

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  12. SnadOctober 15, 2008 at 2:27 PM

    I had a mental image of lady in delectable pink pantsuit in the arms of the John Davidson wannabe in the bile green leisure suit and I started feeling queazy ...bbblllllloooooooooourrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OK. Now I feel a little better.

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  13. BlueberryOctober 15, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    Double your pleasure, double your fun, with a double set of double knit husbands.

    Ok, that will make a shitty jingle. never mind.

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  14. Gifted TypistOctober 15, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    I have election campaign disorder

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  15. SparkleneelyOctober 15, 2008 at 4:46 PM

    I CAN'T WAIT. Except I don't have the right polyester ensemble. But perhaps I'll just wear the state flag of Ohio.

    http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=12456

    But if we're partying like 79, wouldn't we be watching Reagan??? ;)

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  16. Karen ZipdriveOctober 15, 2008 at 5:08 PM

    Hey, it occurs to me, monkeys like to fling their own feces at people they don't like.
    Can I take you with me to the local shitkicker bar to watch the debate?
    A banana every time you hit the tv screen, and two for every shitkicker you hit.

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  17. Wandering CoyoteOctober 15, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    I have an election hang-over today. Not sure if I'll watch your debate or not; I am going out for dinner and may have to have a few drinks...

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  18. GETkristiLOVEOctober 15, 2008 at 5:41 PM

    Cool - I just bought a case of Wild Turkey and a bottle of Heineken, I'll be right over.

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  19. okjimmOctober 15, 2008 at 7:32 PM

    Oh, man!!!!!!!!!!!! that is the cat's ass T-SHIRT!!! I don't think I have yuckled that much in years!! Thanks!

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  21. Barbara BruederlinOctober 15, 2008 at 10:35 PM

    I guess that's what went wrong with the Canadian elections - I didn't dress correctly.

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  22. ChrisOctober 17, 2008 at 9:16 PM

    Wish I could dress as flash as you folk with your city slicker polyester clothes and all.

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