Some times when it rains really hard, as it did for a bit this morning, squirrels will climb up and perch on the railing in front of the sliding glass door in the room where I do my blogging. I heard the rain this morning and then I heard a thump. I looked over and I saw this through the window:
I did not believe my eyes. It was not one squirrel, it was two.
And they were "gettin' busy."
They were so engrossed in "makin' bacon" that they did not stop when I crept up and took the above picture. After they finished the rain stopped as well and as they scampered off they lit little cigarettes and puffed them happily.
Oh.
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We're overrun with squirrels, but I can't say I've ever caught them in flagrante on my deck. Something to be thankful for everyday!
Some little child might pass by this site and think sex is okay. Thank you for corrupting the entire next generation of America's youth!
ReplyDeleteAh, doin' it squirrely style. It seems there is one thing I like about squirrels after all.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! NSFW!! My Like a Virgin Eyes!
ReplyDeleteThank god the web filter at work doesn't block squirrel porn.
ReplyDeletehahhaha blogging is the new pornography!
ReplyDeleteMaybe next time you can get a shot of their little squirrely bits.
Did you put on some mood music? I guess they didn't need it, but it might have made the whole ordeal a little less disturbing to you.
ReplyDeleteIs that MONKEY/LOVE they're making?
ReplyDelete"When I said I liked your nuts that's not what I had in mind"
ReplyDeleteOH MY F*CKING GOD!!
ReplyDeletebirds do it, bees do it,
ReplyDeleteeven the squirrels at Monkey Muck's do it!
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ReplyDeleteHot squirrel on squirrel love - monkey style.
ReplyDeleteThat shit is too funny. I am laughing too hard.
Holy crap!
I find this post intellectually dishonest.
ReplyDeleteOMGEERS, that is so fucking funny. two squirrels screwin' while you're blogging. Honey, you can't buy comedy THAT good. HAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteCDP-There's no tang like squirrel poontang.
ReplyDeleteRandal-Screw the children.
Beth-Even squirrels like a little tail.
Missy-No Madonna references allowed!
Bubs-Yay! You got to see squirrels doing it at work.
Barb-I just got on offer to do shots for Playsquirrel.
Splotchy-I put on some Kraftwerk for them.
Dguzman-Of course it is.
Jess-Nut jokes rule.
Wandering-Calm down. Sex is all over the place. :)
Liberality-I love that old song!
Fran-If you are laughing at squirrels doing it then my work is done.
UberMILF-Bah!
Katie-I'm just glad the neighbors didn't climb out there and start doing it.
Oh, I have thoughts of jokes about how this only confirms certain thoughts in your neighbors' minds, about how voyeuristic you are, about how turned on you got, but I can't peel my own eyes away if I happen to see animals doin' it, so I'll shut up.
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase the late, great Homer Simpson, "Oh My God! The squirrels are killing each other!"
ReplyDeletedang, we don't have stuff like that in california!
ReplyDeleteLooks like that squirrel is crushing his nuts.
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