Those stairs, those dirty socks, that stack of obsolete high school assignments left there by the graduate with better things to do, that monkey butt ... they all look strangely familiar!
In the words of the late, great Warren Zevon: Leave my monkey alone!
wait a minute, is my simian stud planning a clean christmas? are you creating a curse free zone? spill, child, spill.
ReplyDeleteDo you want a Christmasy drink or would a mojito do?
ReplyDelete'Cause I'm not cleaning flung poo. No way.
Me neither. I've got enough with the bunny poos.
ReplyDeleteNow do you want a margarita? Gin & tonic? Just a plain old brewski?
Ah ha ha.
ReplyDeleteHere is one I just heard:
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
"I smell carrots."
One bananatini coming right up, sir.
ReplyDeleteThose stairs, those dirty socks, that stack of obsolete high school assignments left there by the graduate with better things to do, that monkey butt ... they all look strangely familiar!
ReplyDeleteIn the words of the late, great Warren Zevon: Leave my monkey alone!
That monkey's butt liked a smile. and it made me smile too!
ReplyDeleteJewgirl-I'm all about including every one in the holidays, even little kids.
ReplyDeleteD Cup-A mojito will do nicely. Thanks!
Dguzman-Slide me a Corona over.
Missy-Good one!
Kirby-Thanks!
Suzy-I'll leave your monkey alone when you stop sending me monkey pics! :)
Micgar-Yeah, smiling, that's what that monkey is doing.