Salma Hayek,
this skeleton guy,
Crunky Jesus,
my insanely hot running mate,
this white woman on a swing,
the ever so cute Reese Witherspoon,
this nun who looks like Amy Guth,
and Maribel Verdu and I
would like to wish all of you a very happy new year! We all hope that some of you get what you want next year and that others get what's coming to them. It's been my pleasure to write this blog everyday and I am overwhelmed that so many people read it and comment on it. Thanks for sticking around and for reading this crap I write.
this skeleton guy,
Crunky Jesus,
my insanely hot running mate,this white woman on a swing,the ever so cute Reese Witherspoon,this nun who looks like Amy Guth,
and Maribel Verdu and Iwould like to wish all of you a very happy new year! We all hope that some of you get what you want next year and that others get what's coming to them. It's been my pleasure to write this blog everyday and I am overwhelmed that so many people read it and comment on it. Thanks for sticking around and for reading this crap I write.
You keep writing crap, we'll keep reading crap. Have a great new year sir until we're all rounded up and sent to the frontlines. I've always wanted to try my hand at blogging imperialist propaganda! Oh, and thanks for the boobly Salma Hayek picture.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you too, you big, lovable, fez-toting Monkey!
ReplyDeleteYou are aces with me, Dr. Von Monkerstein - to your very good health, sir, and continued hilliarity.
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Tengrain
Happy Nude One to you too. Love ya.
ReplyDeleteHappy Nude Year to you, too. I must say that I don't like elbows.
ReplyDeleteYou're spending an awful lot of time in the Buick with that woman...I hope you're decently upright.
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Happy New Year, Doctor.
I wanna be a white woman on a swing.
ReplyDeleteHappy 2008, Dr. M! Hope this is your landslide year.
I hope your movie will be called Monkey Love and Crunk, sort of like a new Mother Jugs and Speed.
ReplyDeleteHappy Nude Year, Dr. Monkey. I'm looking forward to more posts in 2008, and a presidential victory! I keep hoping Salma Hayek is going to celebrate Happy Nipple Year, though...
ReplyDeleteRandal-Ok, if that's the way you want it, I'll keep writing this crap.
ReplyDeleteGKL-And happy new year to you my little crosschecking goal scoring hottie!
Kevin-Thanks.
Pj-Love you too sugar!
Mathman-Without elbows we would never be able to masturbate. (Oh you hate where Salma put her elbows, me too!)
Darkblack-Oh, no worries, she and I will be fine in that Buick. Happy new year to you my wildly talented friend.
Beth-I put on a pedestal, now you want on a swing too? Happy new year my little music maven.
Dale-That's not a bad idea.
Samurai-Happy new year to you my brother. I'll keep posting as long as I am alive!
Happy Nude Year to you, Dr. Monkey. Selma Hayek's boobs will keep me coming back, smart man.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? You write great crap!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Years, Dr. MVM!
You had me at Salma Hayek! Have a very Happy Nude Year!
ReplyDeleteBAC
Happy Nude Year, Doctor!
ReplyDeleteAll the best to you and Sparky. And Salma. And her elbows.
I just saw Salma & Reese, was there other stuff in your post?
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Happy nude year, monkey!
ReplyDeleteIf this is crap, then I hope you have a craptacular '08!
Happy nude Year to you too, My Good Simian!
ReplyDeleteOh, and that "Selma" chick is kinda cute. She should try her hand a modeling!
wow, thanx, y'all!!
ReplyDeleteand i m hapy i can get a person of your monkey talents reading my blog!
ReplyDeleteThank YOU, sir. It's been a delight! And tell Salma I'm still waiting for her to call me....
ReplyDeleteAck! I could have sworn I posted a greeting here yesterday. Happy New Year!
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